In all honesty

Let's face it, this may be my last blog post. The European Union is going to physically disappear in a couple hours, I have a terrible disease (medical experts call it a "throat infection", but I'm sure this thing is more serious than it sounds) and my daughter is going to be jailed soon when she'll try to use her Hello Kitty camera to record Puss in Boots in a cinema because she's sad I couldn't come along.

I have lived a happy life. My only remorse is that I never managed to use "insofar" in a sentence without making it sound awkward.

Merry Christmas anyway.

Fashion

Me: Your t-shirt is awesome!
Coffee guy: You like it?
Me: Yeah, I love the concept of fake hair, I want the same one!
Coffee guy: ... Why does everyone say that? It's not fake hair!

Me: Oh, really, what is it?
Coffee guy: It's a tree. A TREE!

Me: Ugh, sorry... Mind if I take pictures?